Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Obama to star in Gatsby remake

A scripted exchange due to take place at the Republican Convention has been leaked. The following dialogue will take place between John McCain and Sarah Palin in St Paul on Thursday:

‘I’ve made a small investigation of this fellow,’ says Mc Cain.
‘What?’
‘I said I’ve made a small investigation of Obama’s past.’
‘And you found he was an Oxford man,’ says Palin helpfully.
‘An Oxford man! McCain is incredulous. ‘Like hell he is! He wears a pink suit. Oxford, New Mexico more like it.’

The exchange will be followed by a three minute montage that compares Mr Obama to Jay Gatsby.

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